ASYLUM RULES-

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ASLYUM RULES

This asylum prides itself on being one of the most inhumane asylums in the united states. After all, our up kept facilities and wondrous staff keep the patients as clean and happy as they can be. Now, we do have a few rules before we allow admittance. We ask that all patients be in their rooms by ten. Lights out is at eleven but we like to make sure people are safely in beds before then. We do not permit girlfriend boyfriend sleepovers, although we do have couple rooms we prefer to keep the sexes separate. We have an isolation room for anyone who obtains more then two strikes, you have no choice but to abide by our rules. Once you've checked in we ask that you cut off contact with your family on the grounds that it helps with the healing process, and we don't generally permit visits. We allow occasional letters but since we only have one working phone we don't allow patients to use it. We do not permit self checkouts, or checking out before treatment is complete. We use all humane treatments that the patients must complete before leaving us. We also have pagers on each of our staff so they can be reached simutainiously if need be. Any acts of violence result in immediate isolation. Pregnancy's though not encouraged, are accepted. There are nurseries upstairs. All patients have a small chip implanted in their hand when admitted so we can keep track of them, before they leave it is removed. We trust that the patients will keep this chip in as we have only one for each and no way of knowing whether or not its tampered with. Now without further ado, we hope you enjoy your stay.

Sincerely,
Becca Lynn
-head of the asylum.[/blockquote]